The mash-ups of Jane Austen and zombies, Camus and Scooby-Doo, etc. (how does one say “Zoinks!” in French? Is that French already? Zoinks alors?), put me in dreamy mind of others: how about spunky Jo March and suave Sherlock Holmes?  How about demure Amy March and Mr. Darcy?  How about Heathcliff and … OK, Heathcliff and no one, he was a one-woman man.  Franny Glass and that cute boy from The Perks of Being a Wallflower? Don’t you see them in a little coffee house, smoking and talking dreamily for hours? How about Felix the Cat and the male dog from Go Dog Go?  “Do you like my bag of tricks?”  “I do! I do!  I do like your bag of tricks!” etc.

Man, this is fun.